Fonyattdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, impressive wyrm.

Fonyattdad created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonyattdad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonyattdad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fonyattdad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fonyattdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.