Bumrankam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective walrus.

Bumrankam created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumrankam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bumrankam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumrankam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bumrankam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumrankam.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Bumrankam loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never adorn your hands with cyan markings.