Pasbepget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful mink.

Pasbepget created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbepget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pasbepget, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pasbepget's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pasbepget's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

2. Pasbepget loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. You must love Pasbepget.