Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong toad.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf, he will turn you into a dog.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rulnuttlap Mobquatsabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Always remove jumpers before touching platinum.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.