Gantamcar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented finch.

Gantamcar created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gantamcar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gantamcar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gantamcar's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gantamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. You must pray to Gantamcar six times a day.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gantamcar in the centre of the settlement.