Himtonknull is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced hedgehog.

Himtonknull created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtonknull, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himtonknull, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Himtonknull's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Himtonknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Never write about moons.