Wegzanbam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful wyvern.

Wegzanbam created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegzanbam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegzanbam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wegzanbam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wegzanbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your neck with brown markings.

2. Never allow squirrels to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing hats.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.