Cipmegpog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful pig.

Cipmegpog created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipmegpog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cipmegpog, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cipmegpog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cipmegpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

2. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.