Cutmotkab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise dragonfly.

Cutmotkab created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutmotkab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cutmotkab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cutmotkab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cutmotkab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Run away from turquoise porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never stain your back with green.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never think about moons.