Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy wyrm.

Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gadkenjan Tikdidcetbidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never wear blue dresses on sacred days.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.