Badlikflam is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong bat.

Badlikflam created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlikflam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badlikflam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Badlikflam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badlikflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

5. Never speak at midday.