Ponpopbod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Ponpopbod created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponpopbod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ponpopbod, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ponpopbod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ponpopbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not run at crossroads.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.