Pomsagfag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid bat.

Pomsagfag created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsagfag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pomsagfag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pomsagfag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pomsagfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pomsagfag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

5. Always help pigs.