Bedcisshas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing seal.

Bedcisshas created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedcisshas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedcisshas, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bedcisshas' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bedcisshas' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ducks.

2. Heed all visions.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.