Kikfligwit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain mongoose.

Kikfligwit created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfligwit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kikfligwit, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kikfligwit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kikfligwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Kikfligwit's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Run away from mauve snakes, for they are unholy.