Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent badger.

Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon, he will turn you into a worm.

Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dudzodarnfomfadfutvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.