Rultonkloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, wise chinchilla.

Rultonkloop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultonkloop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rultonkloop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rultonkloop's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rultonkloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not place cherries upon stone.