Vidgumveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent octopus.

Vidgumveg created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgumveg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidgumveg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vidgumveg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Vidgumveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.