Donjigbigdubbomlaghog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective meerkat.

Donjigbigdubbomlaghog created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donjigbigdubbomlaghog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donjigbigdubbomlaghog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Donjigbigdubbomlaghog's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Donjigbigdubbomlaghog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with white.