Hasmidnab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent mole.

Hasmidnab created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasmidnab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hasmidnab, he will destroy your home planet.

Hasmidnab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hasmidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not consume tomatoes at dawn.

4. Do not bounce at rivers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.