Manflagmab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet ferret.

Manflagmab created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Manflagmab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Manflagmab, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Manflagmab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Manflagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.