Nellxemdud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent turtle.

Nellxemdud created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellxemdud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellxemdud, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellxemdud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nellxemdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nellxemdud's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.

4. Do not bounce at mountains.

5. Do not commit murder.