Venziggat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, overgenerous jackal.

Venziggat created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venziggat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Venziggat, he will turn you into a mole.

Venziggat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Venziggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Never adorn your feet with magenta markings.

3. Never prepare cherries during summer.

4. Never mark doors with white.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.