Gemstragmin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gemstragmin created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemstragmin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemstragmin, it will turn you into a snail.

Gemstragmin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gemstragmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.