Higtarstik is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish bat.

Higtarstik created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Higtarstik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Higtarstik, he will try to impress you with trees.

Higtarstik's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Higtarstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing orange tights and balancing nine copper spheres on your arms.