Mankoppitcaddan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, weak newt.

Mankoppitcaddan created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mankoppitcaddan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mankoppitcaddan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mankoppitcaddan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mankoppitcaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.