Kimfossbem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing shrew.

Kimfossbem created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfossbem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimfossbem, it will turn you into a worm.

Kimfossbem's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kimfossbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Run away if three otters approach from the east.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not travel during spring.