Litdangun is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish owl.

Litdangun created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Litdangun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litdangun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Litdangun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Litdangun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never gather five frogs in one place.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.