Zodnatzog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking dog.

Zodnatzog created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodnatzog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodnatzog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zodnatzog's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Zodnatzog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.