Nurwitcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Nurwitcuss created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurwitcuss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurwitcuss, it will be very unhappy.

Nurwitcuss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurwitcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not wear skirts marked with cyan.

5. Never cross crossroads at midday.