Tigmipman is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome goat.

Tigmipman created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigmipman, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tigmipman, he will turn you into a goat.

Tigmipman's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tigmipman's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from turquoise pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.