Gebyarthonflat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy warg.

Gebyarthonflat created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyarthonflat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebyarthonflat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Gebyarthonflat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gebyarthonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed peas to rats while wearing trousers.