Quagtanzenfob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful chicken.

Quagtanzenfob created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagtanzenfob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quagtanzenfob, she will think nothing of it.

Quagtanzenfob's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quagtanzenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help aardvarks in need.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never talk about black holes.