Tiptadratkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, caring wyrm.

Tiptadratkop created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiptadratkop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiptadratkop, she will destroy your home planet.

Tiptadratkop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tiptadratkop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tiptadratkop five times a day.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never paint your neck purple.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.