Bodmobcudnan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Bodmobcudnan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodmobcudnan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bodmobcudnan, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bodmobcudnan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bodmobcudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Bodmobcudnan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Bodmobcudnan on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near swans while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.