Flapdinvol is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy pig.

Flapdinvol created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Flapdinvol, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flapdinvol, she will not invite you to parties.

Flapdinvol's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flapdinvol's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flapdinvol.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing indigo corsets.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.