Gamquatnut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest cobra.

Gamquatnut created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamquatnut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gamquatnut, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gamquatnut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gamquatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never gather nine ducks in one place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.