Cipyarpbest is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, loving wombat.

Cipyarpbest created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipyarpbest, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipyarpbest, it will laugh at you.

Cipyarpbest's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cipyarpbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.