Godyikyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witty chicken.

Godyikyok created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godyikyok, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godyikyok, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Godyikyok's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Godyikyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in spring.

2. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never wear red corsets on sacred days.