Bugfossdon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet finch.

Bugfossdon created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bugfossdon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugfossdon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bugfossdon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bugfossdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.