Fabflatcet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking unicorn.

Fabflatcet created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Fabflatcet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fabflatcet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fabflatcet's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fabflatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never jump in winter.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fabflatcet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never chant while facing north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.