Vigbestcun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, dishonourable elephant.

Vigbestcun created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbestcun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vigbestcun, she will turn you into a duck.

Vigbestcun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vigbestcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near sharks.

2. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.

5. Never look at nebulae.