Tailbaglistquag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent deer.

Tailbaglistquag created water two years ago.

If you believe in Tailbaglistquag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailbaglistquag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Tailbaglistquag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tailbaglistquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not prepare nuts while filled with pride.

3. Never gather six nematodes in one place.

4. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

5. Always help mice.