Sterwadquim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing pigeon.

Sterwadquim created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterwadquim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sterwadquim, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sterwadquim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sterwadquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots on fasting days.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.