Wablakapp is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying beaver.

Wablakapp created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wablakapp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wablakapp, she will turn you into a snail.

Wablakapp's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Wablakapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Wablakapp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing stockings.

3. Do not name children after frogs.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Shun those given to greed.