Voldidaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud finch.

Voldidaf created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voldidaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Voldidaf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Voldidaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Voldidaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midday.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Never approach rivers carrying wood.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.