Xemsascut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful hyena.

Xemsascut created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Xemsascut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xemsascut, he will be very sad.

Xemsascut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Xemsascut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Xemsascut on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.