Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless fox.

Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat, he will manifest in front of you.

Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fenbamgebwiglak Gontailhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not name children after cats.

3. Never handle tin while unclean.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.