Batvabgun Fadwadkip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, confident guinea pig.

Batvabgun Fadwadkip created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batvabgun Fadwadkip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Batvabgun Fadwadkip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Batvabgun Fadwadkip's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Batvabgun Fadwadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not wear shoes marked with orange.

5. Never record signs.