Liggubpop is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane jaguar.

Liggubpop created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggubpop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Liggubpop, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liggubpop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Liggubpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near gulls while wearing magenta tights and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always remove boots before touching carbon.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.